It is not possible to live for very long in Melbourne without coming up against the city's passion for Australian Rules Football (footy). I have decided that an appropriate chapter title for a book about living in Australia could be "Must I barrack for a footy team?" The resounding answer to that question if you live in Melbourne is "Yes!" It is pretty much compulsory to choose a footy team to support, particularly at this time of year.
Even before the season had officially started this year I was accosted by a total stranger who demanded to know my affiliation. He had come to volunteer at the secondhand bookstall I was running at the Twilight Picnic, an annual end-of-summer event at the school our girls attend. Before introducing himself, insisted on knowing which team I supported. It always takes me a minute or two to remember the name of my team, but thankfully I was able to produce it. I felt the intensity of his gaze while the identity of my chosen team registered in his brain, the air thick with tension. Finally he smiled, shook my hand, and reassured me that he would in fact be able to work with me. Whew. I had passed the test. I can't recall if I ever learned his name, but for that night I knew what was apparently even more important to him, the team he barracked for.
I have written about footy before. One of the first things we did after relocating here was to attend a game, and I made an honest attempt at the time to understand the rules. Since then I have mostly ignored the sport, but last year our youngest joined in the passion for collecting and trading footy cards on the school playground. This year Cameron has chosen to play footy for his winter sport at school, and so it has been forced back into the forefront of our lives.
I took along my camera to one of Cameron's games a couple of Saturdays ago. There really isn't much to photograph in my opinion, but I did manage to get a shot of Cameron kicking the ball after catching it (called a mark). I also took a shot of his back, because the number of a player is all important. When a team forms, the assigning of numbers takes on an almost religious importance. The team gathers just before the beginning of the season for the this most important rite of initiation. In Cameron's case, we were required to make a special trip to the school for this event. After listening to a twenty minute lecture on the history of footy at the school, followed by a twenty minute video of highlights from last season, the moment the boys had been waiting for arrived. The chatter ceased as each boy's name was called out, followed by his number, followed by applause and cheering. In time I realised that all of the boys were hoping for low numbers. Unluckily for Cameron, he was given the highest number of all three teams from his year level.


Cameron about to kick the ball (above) and just after kicking (below).

For a goal to be scored, the ball must go through the white posts. That leads to a score of six points.


One thing that really surprised me at the first of Cameron's games that I attended was that all of the parents walked out onto the field at the quarter and halftime breaks to huddle up with the coaches and boys. I didn't know what to make of it so I stayed on the sidelines. I asked my fitness instructor, a former footy coach, about this a few days later, and he said that this is common. Parents are very keen to hear what is said to their boys and to make sure they aren't being treated too roughly. When he was coaching, he hated it, because he felt he couldn't yell at the boys the way he needed to in order to get them playing their best. The boys like to be yelled at, he claimed.
Yelling or being treated roughly by the coach doesn't seem to be a problem for Cameron's team. The coach doeesn't ever yell as far as I can tell, and in fact, a couple of the dads were complaining that he was too quiet last Saturday when our boys were trounced by more than 100 points.



All of the games have been lopsided so far, but at least on the day I brought my camera, our team was on top for a change.

James is not officially playing Aussie Rules football, but he is the one that is most obsessed with it in our household. Last year we realised that purchasing a footy book with the accompanying cards of current players is practically a necessity on a school playground in Melbourne. Ross went out and got a book with several packs of cards for James, and a very frustrating time ensued for both Ross and Cameron as they attempted to teach James the finer points of trading.
James loved his books and his cards, but every day he came home with one or more of his better cards missing. Older boys, or more clued-in boys, would trade him worthless cards for good ones. James didn't care in the least, however. He was just happy to be participating. His trading skills have improved somewhat this year, but he has still been taken advantage of several times. Occasionally there are complaints on the playground, and the principal will stop all trading for a day or two or make a renewed attempt to enforce the rule that trading can only happen within the same year level groups so that the little boys don't get ripped off.
This year we required James to save up his own money to buy his 2013 book. It took him several weeks, but he finally collected enough coins. Then he had to save up money for the cards. You would think that would make him more careful with them, but he still frequently comes home with missing cards and nothing to show for them. I forbade him the other day to give away his doubles, generous soul that he is, explaining that the whole point of this game is to trade. He reluctantly agreed, his face downcast, and I reconsidered, eventually giving him permission to give a few away to friends. That made him very happy.


James has chosen the Geelong Cats for his team, largely I think because that is the team his mate at school supports. Both boys can tell you the names of all of the Cats players along with many of their stats, and they are confidently predicting a win in 2013. James now scrutinizes my clothes to make sure I am not wearing the colors of his least favorite team, the detested Collingwood Magpies. If I want to upset him, all I need to do is bring along my umbrella with its vertical black and white stripes to the playground at school pick up time. Since it is often raining then, I have decided that I should perhaps consider buying one with a less offensive colors.
My tendency has been to roll my eyes over the attention paid to this sport in the city where we currently live. Lately however several positive aspects of it have been brought to my attention. My friend Cathy, who moved here with her two young children from South Africa several years ago, shared with me that it was through footy that her then six-year-old son made lasting friendships with the boys at his school. It certainly has provided an avenue for our boys to connect with the local culture. For them this connection has extended beyond the school boundaries to our church. The older generation has taken a keen interest in our sons' choices. One of the ladies purchased a Geelong Cats shopping bag for James, which he faithfully carries with him every week. Discussions are held each Sunday over that weekend's games, and I get a kick out of listening to them even though I really have very little personal interest.
When I brought up at the topic last Thursday during break time at my weekly writing class, one of the women mentioned that she has gone from looking down on footy to embracing it over the ten years she has lived in Melbourne. Louise went on to explain that she feels it is a great equalizer, a topic that all, whether rich or poor, can freely discuss. When she lived in Sydney, in contrast, the important piece of information was the neighborhood one lived in, and this contributed to what she felt was a culture of snobbery. Louise concluded by confessing that she even enjoys going along to the footy now and again on autumn and winter weekends. I can't say that I plan to attend any games other than the ones Cameron plays in, but I went away from the conversation with a slightly different perspective on this all-important part of Melbourne culture.
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